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Essays and articles are the two mediums that fill nearly the entire virtual world. And now there is AI that creates them from thin air. Lots of information and lot's of shit to think about. The thought of writing anything that would cause a person to think more than they already do kind of twists my bones into a blade that stabs around at my insides. Search engines have feeds. Social media has feeds. Random sites have feeds. Apps have feeds. Twenty-four hour news broadcasts run headlines all damn day. Everything is wrapped in useless garble. It's all thought for the sake of thought. Because somehow more thinking will liberate you or, even worse, make you famous. I write because I don't want you to think. I want you to cum. Now that sounds dirty doesn't it? But its not cerebral and it's far more engaging than the late Peter Jennings rambling about war in some country you've never heard of, or some dumb form of vitamin B that supposed to reverse aging according to the newest most popular scientist. Everyone and everything is trying to get your attention and buy into it. Including me! But I don't want to sell you anything or try to change your position on the use of petroleum in household products. We already know that the entire internet, world for that matter, has become predatory in some fashion or other, trying to change the way you think one useless article at a time. This blog bypasses the pitch. I don’t want to sell you anything. I’m just going to go for it. Go straight for your pants. Undo the zipper. Send your top button flying hard across the room, watching you quiver as it hits the corner of the wall. Oh,look what you’ve been concealing in these nice tight 501’s. My hand fits perfect right over the top of the seems. I pull them down, but you’re already bursting out. You’ve been thinking about this for too long, biting that lip at me. Scared in that good way. Like that John Mellancamp song. Hurt so good. And out comes the chair. You’re not ready, but you’re over my knee. Naked and shy. Don’t worry. You won’t have to think anymore...